- during a concert
- band guy: *looks in your general direction*
- me: oh mY FUCKING GOD HE'S LOOKING AT ME. WE'RE MAKING EYE CONTACT RIGHT NOW ASLKJDFJSA I WONDER IF HE FEELS THE SAME OMG I FUCKING LOVE YOU OMG HE'S LOOKING INTO MY SOUL RIGHT NOW ALKDAJDJDSK LET ME LOVE YOU
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- Alex: Where's my spotlight? I'm just here in the dark. Really, Jeff? The lead singer? Really?
- *spotlight comes on*
- Jack: No he doesn't need a spotlight. Cut it Jeff
- Alex: NO!
- *spotlight goes out*
- Alex: FUCK!
- Jack: His ego will light him up
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- gym teacher: come on more
- me: i exercise enough
- gym teacher: really what do you do
- me: i run
- gym teacher: do you
- me: yeah a blog
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